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Just so you all know, I FUCKING HATE TWILIGHT. I literally could not stomach more than twenty minutes of the first one. If vampires were real, then they would not glitter or be fucking faggots. You want a real vampire movie, go watch "Van Helsing", "Queen of the Damned" (the chick in that is freakin' hot) or the "Blade" movies (all of them, Westly Snipes is a badass).
Anyway the other day I actually got confronted with the "Choose the Vamp faggot or the shitty werewolf". When they asked what I would choose I answered "Blade, cause he'd kill those two fuckers, bang the chick and leave". Needless to say you won't see that one on TV.
I thought this would be funny 'cause if you know what an Angry Marine is, that's what they'd do-PURGE THE HERETICS.
HERESY GROWS WITH IDELNESS.
Anyway the other day I actually got confronted with the "Choose the Vamp faggot or the shitty werewolf". When they asked what I would choose I answered "Blade, cause he'd kill those two fuckers, bang the chick and leave". Needless to say you won't see that one on TV.
I thought this would be funny 'cause if you know what an Angry Marine is, that's what they'd do-PURGE THE HERETICS.
HERESY GROWS WITH IDELNESS.
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Those guys are neither vampires or werewolves, in fact they do not even deserve the right to have those titles. Let it be known that all "vampires" and "werewolves" from this heretical book/film series shall be known as "Fagpires" and "Queerwolves".