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Stranger: M or f
You: Black Scottish cyclops
You: What makes me a good demoman?
You: If I were a bad demoman I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?!
Stranger: Fucking awesome!
You: One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and KABLOOIE!
Stranger: Real talk
You: n' I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops! They've got more ************************************************* than they got the likes of me
You: So!....T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure, prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end!
You: Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
Stranger: So your 50 cent's penis?
You: NO!
You: Don't fret boyo, I'll be gentle!
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard, you'll have a twitch.
Stranger: You just said youd be gentle you scottish negro douchebag
You: Oh, they're gonna find ya all dead in the alley with cats licking at ya!
Stranger: With one eye
You: They're gonna hafta' bury whats left of ye in a soup can!
You: Imagine if I hadn't been drunk.
Stranger: Thats great cause theres gonna be nothing left of your ass
You: Erectin' a statue of a moron!
Stranger: You make no sense nigga
You: I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy.
You: Start prayin', boy!
Stranger: I gonna bend you over my leg and get the ole belt after you. You know I mean business
Stranger: Im gonna lynch your black ass
You: Let us fight man versus tiny baby man!
You: I hear someone building diaper changing station!
You: What sick man sends babies to fight me?
Stranger: Ill hit you in the face with with my big purple penis
You: Everything above your neck's going to be a fine red mist
You: All your heads look bloody twelve feet tall!
Stranger: Nigga you must stupid high
You: here was you, very full of yourself. Then, very briefly surprised. Then, dead.
You: I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
Stranger: Im make you cease to exist
You: Just lay your weapons down and walk away.
You: You know, hiding won't save you.
Stranger: Sorry my penis is kind of attatched to me.. Prepare to get mushroomed bitch
You: You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
You: Wave goodbye to ya head, wanker!
You: This is my world, you are not welcome in my world!
Stranger: You know theres a reason we made you people our slaves
Stranger: Go take your giant black ass and plow my field
You: I'm gonna blast ya into thin glue.
Stranger: With what?
You: I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!
You: You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
Stranger: Ill hang your ass from a mountain... My your asshole
You: You are a maggot hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
You: You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
You: The last word out of your sorry mouth will be "Sir!," and it will be loud!
Stranger: And your just a fuck faced nigger cyclops
Stranger: And theres only one of me dumbass
You: I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
You: If God had wanted you to live he would not have created ME!
You: SCREAMING EAGLES!!!!!
You: Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkletoes.
Stranger: Im gonna chop your dick off and shove it down your throat
You: Um, I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talking to? Do you have any idea, any idea who I am? Basically, kind of a big deal.
Stranger: Listen comander cocksucker I will destroy you
You: You listening? Okay… Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people. I'm a force of nature! If you were from where I was from, you'd be f——ing dead! Whoooo!
Stranger: Im from the ghetto of memphis... You aint got shit on me
You: Look, mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards: Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
You: That's some shonky business right there!
Stranger: Your just a british douchebag... Your girls are hot... I fucked one... But apparently you guys have somw serious issues
You: That funeral ain't gonna be open casket.
You: I'm a bleedy Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
You: This is going to go be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners.
Stranger: You wont even have a funeral... Ill kill you, cook you, and feed you to my dogs
You: Dominated, ya ploddin' potata-head!
You: Oh my god, you've been shot. Did you get a look at the handsome rogue who did it?
Stranger: No I havnt... And you have issues...
You: MAGGOTS!
You: owned ya, ya pickle-headed drongo!
You: Take that, ya rocket-hoppin' simpleton!
You: Ah, lend us ya shovel, so I can dig ya grave!
Stranger: Your probably some lame ass european whos never gotten layed who sits up and plays COD all fucking night
You: Don't worry, you did a fine job throwing your little balls around!
You: May I make a suggestion? Run.
Stranger: Mine are bigger than yours... Just ask your mother and your sister
You: You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
You: You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
Stranger: Theres only one of me asshole
You: Fine. I'll beat them to death with my bare hands!
You: You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
Stranger: What are you a fucking demond?
You: Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
You: Yeah, come get some, ya frickin' wuss.
You: Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
You: You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
Stranger: Dude Id beat you within an inch of your life
You: Which one of you is crying?
Stranger: Your mothers pussy feels good
You: I was told we would be fighting men!
You: I have plan for you: more pain.
You: You are dead. Not big surprise.
You: Promise not to bleed on my suit, and I'll kill you quickly.
Stranger: Im a fucking monster.. Not a man... Grendel has nothing on me
Stranger: Are you reading anything im saying?
You: Here lies you. He ran fast, and died a virgin.
You: They should call you whiners Dr. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: Ha I sure as hell aint no virgin
Stranger: Your the virgin.. You aint gettin no pussy with your attitude
You: C'mere, sissy!
You: Plant yourself on the point, mister!
Stranger: Thats what I said to your sister
You: You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya.
You: All ya dandies, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs!
Stranger: Your fuckin stupid steve
You: Not one of ya's gonna survive this!
Stranger: Hey steve
You: I'm drunk - you don't have an excuse!
Stranger: Steve
You: Oh and I'm not steve
Stranger: Your definately steve
You: am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this...is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.
Stranger: Whatre you firing? Gold? Your fuckin stupid steve
You: Nope.avi
Stranger: Steve you need to get away from the xbox
You: It's TF2 chucklenuts.
You: You remember me? Yeah you do
Stranger: Yeah Steve your a bitch
You: You are so small! It's funny to me!
Stranger: Thats not what your mom said steve
You: Uh oh! Do I hear baby crying?
You: You're a loose cannon, sandvich! But you are a damn good cop!
Stranger: Yeah... The one your mom had by me... Maybe he wont be a pussy like you
You: Here's a schematic for ya: MY ASS!
You: Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead!
Stranger: Your talking pork pies and a bag or trout
You: Hit the bricks, pal, you're done.
Stranger: Dont have any. Its called football, douchbag
You: Hit the bricks, pal, you're done.
You: Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
Stranger: Oh quit joshing steve
You: How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
Stranger: Cold
You: Call Steve. See what he's doing?
You: Maybe he'll laugh at you getting trolled
Stranger: Your steve you stupid ass
You: *You're
You: Not your
Stranger: I trolled your moms pussy lame ass
Stranger: Its fucking chat who cares
You: Trolololololololol
You: You got anything smart to say now?
You: How's that feel, wimp?
Stranger: That you probably have not fought anyone ever and that I would tear you apart. How old are you steve?
You: No seriously, you all suck.
Stranger: No seriously your mom sucks my penis
You: You best keep lyin' down...
You: This is going to go be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners.
Stranger: Im gonna win this, steve
You: Let's see how much blood's in ya!

*author's note.  The butthurt challenged me saying he could win and I would lose so I started spamming him with random shit from the Trololol song to the Pokemon song.  He quit in a minute of spam.*

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The longest trolling I've had on Omegle. Some people are so stupid they don't realize they're getting trolled.
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CriminalFear's avatar
IDEA!
I wanna do it too.
I went on there once, and got scared when someone talked to me.
Thus, ended my adventure.